10 sharp items you can stick in Harry Potters ass and not make a mess !

As much as I can't stand harry pot-head and his little cockgobbling followers, the list below just made me laugh.

11 Reasons Why Harry Potter would be bad in IT

11.Pet owl would attack computer mice and leave deposits on keyboards

10) Wand might misfire at annual meeting, killing shareholders

9) Invisibility cloak would hide him from users, management

8) He'd keep slapping servers and yelling "Repairum Serviosa"

7) He'd replace data-center door with portrait of password hungry fat lady

6) Flame under cauldron would set off fire-supression system

5) He'd behave too much like a manager, waving wand and expecting results

4) He'd write all his command-line interfaces in Latin

3) He'd keep trying to link PCs via floo network (I don't quite understand that one)

2) Server-room Quidditch. 'Nuff said

1) Would you leave a whiny teenager with identity issues alone in your data-center?

The next James Bond ?. One more reason NOT to go the movies.

For all you old school BATMAN fans. (The prequel was the best)

Wow, take a look at THIS,now that's a true gamer.

Now THAT'S FUNNY


Later fuckers